Welcome to our weekly Boredwalk Community series, where we ask Boredwalk fans fun questions! This week we're talking to Heather L. of Riverside NJ, showing off a Death Metal Shirt shirt.
1. What's your actual day job and what's your dream day job?
My day job is in Customer Service for a national furniture manufacturer. My dream job is to be a powerwasher by day, kitten wrangler by night. (Ed. note: I completely understand the desire to be a nocturnal kitten wrangler...but powerwasher by day? This poses more questions than answers, Heather. What will you be washing? How much power is needed?)
What experience do you most want to cross off your bucket list?
I would love to visit another continent (I've never been off North America.) (As someone who has, be forewarned: people are dicks EVERYwhere.)
If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
Teleportation - no more traffic ever! (Having spent over three hours in the car running work errands I can definitely get behind this.)
You can curse your nemesis with a minor annoyance for eternity; what do you choose?
The perpetual feeling that they're just about to sneeze. (Brutal! It's tough to look metal while you're stifling a sneeze.)
5. What's your biggest pet peeve?
LOUD (human) CHEWING. You're gross; close your mouth. Animals chewing is cute and funny, though.
6. What's a life pro tip the Boredwalk community needs to know?
You can (and should!) make yourself happy without stepping on someone else to do so. (Words to live by!)