July 03, 2019

Boredwalk Community: Wearing Fiberglass Underwear

Hell is Other People Shirt

 

Welcome to our weekly Boredwalk Community series, where we ask Boredwalk fans fun questions! This week we're talking to Rene G. of Austin TX, who's looking sharp in a Hell is Other People shirt.

1.What's your actual day job and what's your dream day job?

My day job is being a data analyst; my dream job is illustrator.

2. If you could have any super power what would it be and why?

Who said I don’t already have it? (Ed. note: Rene told me he didn't want to be too wordy. Clearly he's just being coy to create a sense of mystery...)

3. You can curse your nemesis with a minor annoyance for eternity; what do you choose?

Wearing fiberglass underwear. (That's hardly minor, Rene — that's borderline sadistic.)

4. What experience do you most want to cross off your bucket list?

Prolonged happiness. (Hahahahahahaha! So...are you going to tell Rene that's a myth, or should I?)
 
5. If you drink: what's your go-to drink? If you don't drink: what's your go to dessert or snack?

Earl Grey iced tea. (Make it so!)

6. Clear up a misconception (about your job, where you are from, some other topic you know a lot about.)

Spreadsheets are sexy. (Uhhh...sure...)

6. Where can the rest of the Boredwalk community find you?

On Instagram @arisde_art