Hello, dear friends! Welcome to another installment of 'As The Boredwalk Turns.'
This week we're feeling saltier and more depressed than usual — which is saying something! So if we were a snack food, we'd probably be a small handful of Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos; vegan-but-still-terrible-for-you and just enough to pique your appetite, but too few to truly satisfy your hunger or make you regret eating Doritos. And any Doritos-eating experience that doesn't end in regret is a failure of mundane proportions.
So what's got our dander up this week? We get into it all in humorous detail on the podcast, but here are the broad strokes of who's getting our goat:
• Colorblind cave-dwellers
• Smelly Lyft & Uber drivers
• Condescending marketers
• Digital panhandlers
• Jeff Sessions
If you're interested in hearing Meredith and me do our best Statler & Waldorf impression, you'll love this episode! If you're not...you'll still love this episode! That, dear reader/listener, is what we in the biz like to call a "win-win." We also talk a bit about changes coming soon to the website, and other fun stuff. Oh, and hey — leave us a review. Even if it's bad! We'll read it on the next episode! Onward!
We'll be back next week with more new designs, another new podcast episode, and more amusing ramblings. Until then...
Peace, love, and ennui,
Matt & Meredith