I Don't Want To Go To Heaven Bird Messenger Bag – Boredwalk

I Don't Want To Go To Heaven Bird Messenger Bag

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  • $ 48



"I don't want to go to heaven, none of my friends are there."
- Oscar Wilde

Maybe all the boring people are trying to get into heaven in the afterlife, but if people say "here comes trouble" when they see your squad, you might prefer to spend the afterlife elsewhere. Hellraisers and sarcastic troublemakers have more fun, even in the hereafter, so give Satan a wink with this funny Oscar Wilde quote bag. This funny floral bird bag also makes a great gift for that trouble maker best friend with a killer sense of humor.

Bag Info:

  • 100% cotton canvas
  • adjustable shoulder strap
  • exterior and interior zippered pockets
  • side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.

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