Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.
- soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women
Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $50+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.