Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie – Boredwalk

Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

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⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping on orders $50+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.


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4.9 Based on 30 Reviews
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KM
02/22/2021
Kirstahn M.
United States United States
Fits great!!

Love this sweatshirt!! Fast shipping too!!

ES
02/16/2021
Emily S.
United States United States
So comfy

This sweatshirt is cute and comfortable. It washes up great. The fit is just right. I love ordering from Boardwalk because it comes quickly and it’s from right here in the United States. This is my second sweatshirt from Boardwalk and I will be ordering again and again. Thank you!

CG
02/16/2021
Christopher G.
United States United States
Great sweatshirt

This product is good quality and looks as good as the picture.

KM
02/09/2021
Kelly M.
United States United States
Awesome!!

This is my new favorite sweatshirt. Soft and comfy and most importantly good quality.

KJ
02/08/2021
Kelley J.
United States United States
Don't touch me hoodie

Was very good. I ordered one for me and my daughter. Will order more items soon .

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