This funny non-alcoholic shirt is perfect for grabbing a drink at the bar without the booze. It makes a great gift for the kid or kid at heart in your life who's sober. Also a perfect look for an AA meeting, early pregnancy, or being the designated driver. Celebrate sobriety with a cherry on top whether you're not drinking because you're pregnant, you're driving or just don't love the taste of liquor.
- Cotton/Poly Blend
- 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
- Unisex Fit
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
- Shirley Temple
So in love!
I can’t say enough good things about my new sweatshirt. It’s super comfy and love the design. Fast ship and great overall experience.
My son in law loved it.Very smart and fun item.
Best Sweatshirt, Ever!
So cozy! I did size up to get a roomier fit and it was perfect! I get compliments on it all the time! I think I'll wear it again, today!
Love my hoodie
I got my Shirley Temple hoodie to celebrate my sobriety date and I love it! It’s warm, cozy, but not too heavy. And it’s adorable. I wear a women’s M but purchased a L to be able to layer it and it’s perfect.
This hoodie is cute, cozy, and comfortable.