Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie – Boredwalk

Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie

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This funny sarcastic cactus shirt is perfect for the introvert who wants to say "leave me alone" without saying a word. If you're not a people person and often find yourself thinking "I wish everyone would get away from me," this cute succulent shirt is the perfect way to say "don't touch me" and "no means no" with desert chic style.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small: 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small: 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium: 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large: 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large: 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large: 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large: 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.


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4.8 Based on 21 Reviews
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JR
10/29/2020
Jasmine R.
United States United States
Really cozy

Arrived quickly! It’s actually my favorite sweatshirt. It’s very warm and cozy.

KS
09/11/2020
Kathleen S.
United States United States
sweatshirt

The sweatshirt is a gift so I haven't given it away yet. It looks good, arrived quickly and was packed well.

NH
08/18/2020
Nathaniel H.
United States United States
Awesome sweatshirt!

I got the sweatshirt as a gift for a friend and she couldn't stop raving about it. She said it was super soft and fit perfectly. I also had to email customer service shortly after placing my order because I changed my mind about the color, and they responded quickly and easily made the change for me.

CW
08/14/2020
Chelsea W.
United States United States
Love!!

Nothing bad to report here! It looks great and is so soft. I cannot wait for it to get cold so I can wear it.

HR
08/12/2020
Heather R.
United States United States
Great hoodie!!

Hoodie is as described, good quality. Easy sizing with their chart. Fast shipping. Overall great product and great company!!

Boredwalk Don't Touch Me Cactus Unisex Hoodie Review

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