Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie – Boredwalk

Don't Trust the Universe Unisex Hoodie

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  • $ 48




Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.

Shirt Info:

  • Cotton/Poly Blend
  • 1x1 Ribbing Waistband & Cuffs
  • Unisex Fit
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks

Our soft, cozy cotton/poly fleece hooded sweatshirts feature a unisex fashion fit and front pouch kangaroo pocket. Since this fleece runs a little slimmer than our crew neck fleece we recommend sizing up if you are between sizes.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our hooded sweatshirts have a unisex fit, measurements as follows:
X-Small 26 inch body length x 18.5 inch body width x 24.5 inch sleeve
Small 27 inch body length x 20 inch body width x 25 inch sleeve
Medium 28 inch body length x 21.5 inch body width x 25.5 inch sleeve
Large 29 inch body length x 23 inch body width x 26 inch sleeve
X-Large 29.75 inch body length x 25 inch body width x 26.5 inch sleeve
2X-Large 30.25 inch body length x 27 inch body width x 27 inch sleeve
3X-Large 30.75 inch body length x 29 inch body width x 27.5 inch sleeve

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

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🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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