Kill Them With Kindness Messenger Bag – Boredwalk

Kill Them With Kindness Messenger Bag

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  • $ 48



We all know there are far too many people who suck, but what can we do? Murder is out, it's not worth the prison time. So what's a misanthrope to do? Might we suggest killing them with kindness? Sure it's a slow process but the alternative has its own problems. Whether your life is full of difficult people or you're just an antisocial introvert who wants to be left alone, the kill them with kindness strategy is a delightfully passive aggressive way to dispatch with the human annoyances in your life. If someone has you feeling stabby, killing them with kindness is a perfect way to keep yourself out of trouble. This sassy sarcastic bag makes a great gift for the friend who's often heard saying "I hate people" and could use a new approach to human interaction.

Bag Info:

  • 100% cotton canvas
  • adjustable shoulder strap
  • exterior and interior zippered pockets
  • side pockets with magnetic snaps

This stylish sturdy messenger bag is made of 14 oz 100% cotton canvas. Enzyme washed with frayed edges for a distressed vintage aesthetic. The bag features an adjustable shoulder strap, which can be adjusted between 33.5 and 58 inches. The bag features a spacious main compartment with a large flap that seals with magnetic snaps. Loaded with storage compartments, the bag features a smaller interior zippered compartment and an additional zippered compartment on the exterior. Each side of the satchel also features smaller pockets with magnetic snaps. You'll love all the extra pockets and compartments for keeping your gear organized. The messenger bag measures 16 inches wide, 11.5 inches tall and 4.75 inches deep. It makes a great workout bag, laptop bag, commuter bag, weekender bag, or carry on travel bag.

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