The earth's days are numbered. Ultimately the sun will turn into a red giant and likely expand to engulf the planet. You know, if humanity doesn't destroy all life on earth first. My bet is on the latter outcome. Either way, enjoy the race to our planet's demise, because all of this is temporary. This cynical shirt makes a great gift for a scientist, astronomy fan, or an environmentalist who is fed up with everyone's cavalier treatment of earth. Loaded with dark humor and sarcasm, this funny shirt is the perfect way to make a snide statement about the end of the world.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $50+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.