Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.
If this design looks familiar, you may have seen rocker Reese Record sporting this tee on season 2 of Lifetime's Marrying Millions.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
My item is a gift but I feel great about giving after seeing how well made it is. It's super soft and thick. The artwork is excellent. Really happy with my purchase.
This shirt is hilarious to us, y'all. So, a couple of years ago, Rocket City USA decided to acquire a baseball team. They polled the town (big mistake) to name the team, and the winning name- I swear to baby Jesus- is the Rocket City Trash Pandas. TF. Rocket City Raccoons would have been much more phonetically pleasing and not continue to perpetuate the stereotype that the great state of Alabamarolltide is full of literal trash. Ughhh. Anyway, so enter: 2020; stage left Everything is literal trash and we live in Trash Panda City, and this shirt made my husband laugh out loud when he opened it on his birthday. Thanks for the laughs, y'all.
Quality and subject matter are great. Definitely runs Large and long.
Bought it as a surprise for my husband and he loves it! The fit is perfect and the material is soft. Definitely will order again!
I bought the Everything is trash Raccoon shirt, and once I got the email saying I could buy a second shirt for a reduced price I also bought the Bad Vibes only shirt as well, since my husband loves these types of shirts. We were both very happy with the quality...however I did not receive the black everything is trash shirt, but instead the black panther (with the lightening bolts) that says “fine, thanks”. I completely understand the mistake as the shirts look EXTREMELY similar, and the “fine, thanks” shirt was one I almost bought him anyway but I have to say I was disappointed only because the raccoon shirt is what led me to this site to begin with, as we have an inside joke about raccoons and that shirt was just perfect. But like I said, we loved the quality and humor of these shirts so much I just told him I was gonna have to buy the one I initially wanted for Christmas! No bother in returning or exchanging as he liked the ones he got! All in all, these are great quality, unique shirts and fit true to size! Will definitely be buying again.