This funny non-alcoholic shirt is perfect for grabbing a drink at the bar without the booze. It makes a great gift for the kid or kid at heart in your life who's sober. Also a perfect look for an AA meeting, early pregnancy, or being the designated driver. Celebrate sobriety with a cherry on top whether you're not drinking because you're pregnant, you're driving or just don't love the taste of liquor.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- true to size
Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
- child star
- Shirley Temple
Cute Design + Good Fit
Love my t-shirt. It is good quality and fits well.
Loved the design
My son loved this shirt. It seemed a bit big for an extra large, though.
Make Mine A Double
Such a fun and light-hearted design and VERY comfortable. The perfect shirt for kicking back while enjoying your favorite non-alcoholic beverage named for a child star of the 1940s
I love wearing my Shirley temple on the rocks shirt. Out. It’s funny because who doesn’t secretly love a Shirley temple? The shirt is super soft and fits just right. Not too short or baggy or long. Good value for the money and nice conversation starter!
Great shirt, great packaging and messaging, great company!
I ordered the cutest tee. It was shipped immediately with great packing and extras. It’s excellent quality. I love this company and will be ordering some more great gifts at Christmas time.