Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Tank Top – Boredwalk

Unisex Someday We'll All Be Dead Tank Top

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  • $ 28

This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Lotus O.
United States

Someday we’ll all be dead

Thank you so much for making such a true shirt ! After working hospice for 12 years and then working the past 8 years in mental illness I know first hand that this life and body is VERY temporary. Thank you for the speedy delivery and no hassle ordering experience.

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Delis O.
United States United States


Hilarious t- shirts that require a second look. Everyone asked me where I got them. High quality.

Dan F.
United States

Someday we’ll all be dead

Great shirt, quick delivery

Micah M.
United States

Love my new tank tops!!

I absolutely LOVE my new tank tops... the size was perfect and the quality of the tank was even better! No doubt I will be purchasing more

Lacey F.
United States

Nice. Runs small.

I got the biggest size and it's a bit snug. But it's a good shirt!

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