Unisex Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Tank Top – Boredwalk

Unisex Wake Up And Smell The Disappointment Tank Top

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  • $ 28




If you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day, you'll love this funny cynical shirt. Loaded with nihilist charm, 1970s aesthetic, and existential dread this sarcastic ironic shirt is the perfect way to despair in style.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • relaxed unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex tank tops made made of soft, light weight ringspun cotton. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our unisex tanks run true to size, measurements as follows:
X-Small 17 inch width x 27.25 inch length
Small 18 inch width x 28.25 inch length
Medium 20 inch width x 29.25 inch length
Large 21 inch width x 30.25 inch length
X-Large 23 inch width x 31.25 inch length
2X-Large 24 inch width x 32.25 inch length

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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