Despair in style with this funny cynical pessimist infant bodysuit. Loaded with 1970s inspired ironic floral charm, this sarcastic, nature-inspired infant bodysuit is perfect for wallowing in the hopeless existential dread that existence is all about.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, combed ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- Reinforced three-snap closure
Our soft ringspun cotton infant bodysuits feature a unisex fit. Each bodysuit features side seam construction, double-needle ribbed binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves, and leg openings. Changing time is a breeze with the reinforced three-snap closure. (Note: heather bodysuits are a 93/7 cotton/poly blend.) We print on soft, combed ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
6M: 12.5 inch length x 9 inch width, Age 3-6 months, 22-35 inch height, 10-16 lbs
12M: 13.5 inch length x 10 inch width, Age 6-12 months, 25-28 inch height, 17-20 lbs
18M: 14.5 inch length x 11 inch width, Age 12-18 months, 29-31 inch height, 21-24 lbs
24M: 15.5 inch length x 12 inch width, Age 18-24 months, 32-34 inch height, 25-27 lbs
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.