Women's Don't Trust the Universe Scoop Neck Fleece

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Sure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in style when you rock this space aesthetic shirt. It also makes a great gift for an aetheist, skeptic or free thinker friend who knows the universe is indifferent to suffering.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
  • relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
  • wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
  • side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband

Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:

Small 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
Medium 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
Large 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
X-Large 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
2X-Large 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

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Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

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At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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