Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
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Go ahead and buy it
I usually try not to buy ridiculously expensive tees, but this one spoke to me. The boatneck cut is comfy, and I’ve gotten several positive comments from people who are six feet away because, as a reminder, we live in a trash world where everything is trash. Be a raccoon.
Women's Everything is Trash Raccoon Scoop Neck T-Shirt
I'm not taking this shirt off until 2020 is over! Seriously, I bought two tee's and am so happy with both! I'd definitely recommend their tees and tanks! The sizing is accurate. Print is timely and HILARIOUS! Good comfy quality tee shirt material. Order was on time. If you see a print that makes you smile here...you should definitely order it, you won't be disappointed!
I love my Trash shirt! It’s so fun and cute and different! It’s not as soft as I expected it to be for the price point but I still really like it! My only suggestion would be using a different brand of tee that is more soft.
Love the shirts!!!
Wonderful experience. I ordered matching shirts for my best friend and I. They took about a week to arrive. I ordered two different styles, in two different sizes, with the same print on them. They fit each of us perfectly and the quality is great! Will definitely order again in the future! Thank you!
Love this product!
The shirt is nice quality and very comfy. The service was quick and friendly.