Let this cranky black cat do the talking next time someone asks how you are. If you'd like to pass on the pleasantries and wish people would just go away, this funny misanthrope shirt is perfect for getting your point across in passive aggressive style. Loaded with goth punk charm and a dose of sarcastic humor, this hissing kitty will ward of small talk.
- soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
- relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
- wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
- side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband
Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
Medium 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
Large 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
X-Large 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
2X-Large 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
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- Fine Thanks
- scoop neck
- Team Player
The cut of the neckline on the sweatshirt is super cute. I got this in the tank top as well which has a really nice loose feminine fit. Love the design.
People either get the "Fine Thanks" design or they won't, and unfortunately it's the folks who don't understand that will come up and ask you how you are, but hopefully it'll serve as a deterrent in case anyone thinks about it. If you're like me, it's a lost cause and you're already the marketing department misanthrope who isn't a team player. So this sweatshirt is perfect for you! Me, I would have liked a little wider of a scoop neck for a true off-shoulder top as it looks to be in the photo, but the material is on the thicker side, nice and warm, and can go with jeans or leggings depending on how limber you want to be when you go out and kick social anxiety's ***!