If you're feeling trapped in a depressing dystopian nightmare you're not alone. Who could blame you for struggling with dread, anxiety, and depression living on our trauma filled planet? This dark humor shirt lets you express your despair in style. It makes a great gift for the pessimist or misanthrope in your life. If you find yourself often wishing the aliens would abduct you already this is the perfect addition to your shirt collection.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem. (Note: Kelly and Heather scoops are poly/viscose blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
Clothing is high quality and true to size.