Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck T-Shirt – Boredwalk

Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead Scoop Neck T-Shirt

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
  • Scoop neck
  • Slouchy relaxed fit

Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem.

We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large: 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)


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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $50+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Adrienne C.
United States United States
Best T-Shirt Cut Ever Scoop Neck

I LOVE the scoop neck pattern. I bought this shirt and a Catnip Freakout shirt. The fabric is thin, which I love. One thing to note is that after day ONE of wearing my catnip freakout shirt I found a dozen little holes in the shirt in the area of my jeans button. Apparently the friction causes holes. Would have been better with yoga pants. Next time I’ll put a tank under the tee with jeans and see if that protects it. Bummed because I love the shirts so much. And to have it one day really stinks. Just be aware that thin fabric feels great but is not heavy duty.

Robin E.
United States United States
My new favorite shirt

I love this shirt so much. It looks like your typical fun 70s logo until closer inspection, then it hits you in the face with creepiness. My favorite part of wearing this shirt, aside from it being super comfortable, is watching people's expression change when the realize what they just read. It's a constant source of amusement for me.

Abe A.
United States United States
Amazing Shirt/Amazing Company!

I ordered two shirts after finding this company in my Instagram feed and the quality is outstanding. I also needed to exchange a M for a S and their support was the best. All around amazing experience and I will rave about them to all of my friends!

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