This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.
- pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
- hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
- fashion-forward, form fitting look
- runs small, please see sizing chart
Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.
Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
I love this shirt. I actually also have it the crew neck and wanted a second one! The only minor thing i would change would be to have them in the softer stretchy t shirt material. Otherwise the fit is good and the saying is great lol.
Love my t-shirt!
I’ve ordered several t-shirts from Boardwalk, and I love them all. They fit well, and they’re conversation starters. They make my friends laugh. ✌️
I was hoping the fabric would have a better stretch and be made of a softer cotton. Overall the shirt fit well, not disappointed in my purchase.
Love the retro graphic! T-shirt came fast, good quality. Fitted, so if you like your shirts baggier, order up a size.
I’ve worn this shirt so many times people might wonder if I own others. It’s perfect! Love the fit! Very flattering. Mew favorite shirt!!