Love demotivational quotes? For cynical, glass is half empty types, this 1980s horror novel inspired shirt is the perfect way to revel in existential despair in style. Loaded with cynicism, this funny pessimist shirt tells everyone what you already know, that hope is just future disappointment.
- Pre-shrunk ringspun cotton
- Semi-relaxed fit
Our fashion forward racerback women?s tanks are perfect for hitting the gym or styling with a cardigan or jacket for a casual weekend look. Made with ultra soft ringspun cotton, side seam construction, and a semi-relaxed fit. (Note: Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our ladies racerback tank tops have a semi-relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 16 inch width chest x 24.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 16.75 inch width chest x 24.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-8)
Large: 17.75 inch width chest x 25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-12)
X-Large: 18.75 inch width chest x 25.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 14)
2X-Large: 19.75 inch width chest x 26 inch length (usually fits dress size 16)
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.