Love demotivational quotes? For cynical, glass is half empty types, this 1980s horror novel inspired shirt is the perfect way to revel in existential despair in style. Loaded with cynicism, this funny pessimist shirt tells everyone what you already know, that hope is just future disappointment.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem. (Note: Kelly and Heather scoops are poly/viscose blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large: 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.