Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must-have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense.
- Pre-shrunk ringspun cotton
- Semi-relaxed fit
Our fashion forward racerback women’s tanks are perfect for hitting the gym or styling with a cardigan or jacket for a casual weekend look. Made with ultra soft ringspun cotton, side seam construction, and a semi-relaxed fit. (Note: Heather colors are a cotton/poly blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Our ladies racerback tank tops have a semi-relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 16 inch width chest x 24.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 16.75 inch width chest x 24.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-8)
Large 17.75 inch width chest x 25 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-12)
X-Large 18.75 inch width chest x 25.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 14)
2X-Large: 19.75 inch width chest x 26 inch length (usually fits dress size 16)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.