Steeped in a 1980s horror sci fi aesthetic, this despair filled shirt says what we're all really thinking. If you're a pessimist with an appreciation for absurd humor, neon and outrun vibes this funny retro shirt is a must-have. Shut down "how are you" and other small talk and call our stupid reality like you see it. We might not be able to escape the anxiety of our modern dystopia, but at least we can have a laugh at the hellscape's expense.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem. (Note: Kelly and Heather scoops are poly/viscose blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.