If you're the type to celebrate Festivus every day, you'll love this funny cynical shirt. Loaded with nihilist charm, 1970s aesthetic, and existential dread this sarcastic ironic shirt is the perfect way to despair in style.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem. (Note: Kelly and Heather scoops are poly/viscose blend.)
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large: 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
I love the shirt! The fit is great- loose but not too big. And customer service was great. I was informed via email that the color I had originally ordered (green) was out but I was given options. I picked a different color (lighter blue) and am very happy with it. Its my new fave shirt and I can't wait to order another- just have to decide which one!