Men's Rise and Despair T-Shirt

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Make an ironic statement about your existential dread with this sunny, funny, 1970s inspired, cynical shirt. Some of us don't so much rise and shine; we rise and despair. If that's your style feel free to indulge in your nihilism. Share your pessimist outlook on life when you wear this retro sarcastic shirt. Makes a great gift for philosophy students, or the nihilist or existentialist in your life.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

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Amy Jolly
Wear This and Don't Despair

This is my new favorite shirt! Just after it arrived, I experienced a Covid-riddled family visit, so wearing this shirt while I felt rotten was so perfect that I did extra laundry while sick to be able to wear it again! The quality and comfort are excellent, the style very eye-catching.

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Gregory Bevington
Why even get up at all?

I mean, that's pretty much how I feel most of the time and this shirt captures that sentiment eloquently. I bought this as my "summertime" shirt for this profoundly depressing year. Thanks Boardwalk!

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stacy rawlings
Product is great quality

Fantastic company

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Micah Johnson
Great graphics, scratchy shirt

I love the shirt, but I am disappointed in the low quality fabric. It's thin and scratchy, more of a fast fashion quality than a real quality shirt.

Thank you for your review and feedback! We are sorry to hear that you weren't happy with the material of your shirt!

We do offer custom options through our website if you have a different blank or blend that you prefer. You can fill out a custom request form here: https://www.boredwalk.com/pages/custom-request or reach out to us at hello@boredwalk.com.

Thank you again for your review!