Women's Exhausted By Existence T-Shirt

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Kittens, puppies, sunsets, cupcakes — sure, existence presents us with a silver lining here and there, but broadly speaking, it’s a nonstop dystopia full of triggers for despair, anxiety, depression, and ever-present low-key dread. Whether you’re merely tired of *this* week’s cavalcade of mundane drudgery or actively pining for a return to the void from whence you were plucked, this cute, colorful, and kawaii inspired outer space shirt makes a great gift for introverts and curmudgeons looking for a subtle way to let the rest of humanity know “I hate people and am looking forward to leaving the rest of you to rot on this stupid planet.”

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

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Lyndsey Ryan
Amaaaaazing

All the t-shirts I ordered (6 of 8 I Christmas-gifted myself lol) are high quality, just like everything else I have gotten from Boardwalk. The colors shown online are exactly the same and the size chart was just right. If you are having a tough day putting on one of these t-shirts will absolutely change your day for the better. 100,000% worth it! :)

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Tammy Louviere
Exhausted, but I still bought it

I love this shirt! Its comfy. I went up two sizes on this one and its very soft and fits great. I love that I dont actually have to tell people how Im feeling, because they just read it and possibly not bother me. Lol

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Johanna Chetkowski
Love

So comfy & describes my overall being perfectly