Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

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This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.


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📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

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Sarah Voruz
Love it

It's my new favorite t-shirt. I'm a little so-so on the pre-distressing of the text, just because I want this thing to last forever! It fit just as expected based on the sizing instructions. Feels great and looks great!

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Sarah H.
Awesome Product!!

This shirt fits wonderfully, very well made. Im very pleased, thank you for coming through with a great product!

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Emily Cristofaro
No bullsh*t, my favorite apparel company to buy from.

I dont write reviews, especially not after only one order from an online store. However, I feel its necessary to inform anyone interested in their clothing that you are getting the BEST service. Boredwalk hires employees that genuinely care about the quality provided and experience of their customers. I had a full conversation with them on Instagram, and unfortunately, people can be just horrendous when dealing with online stores. The shirt I ordered came in 3 days and was a PERFECT fit on me. Higher quality materials than I expected, ESPECIALLY in the labeling. Ive washed it several times now and NO PART OF THE LABELING HAD CRACKED AND FALLEN OFF. I love supporting boredwalk, you can tell there are people there who really love their job and have pride in their products.

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Leighanna E.
Soothes my inner nihilist

I love my tee from Boredwalk! It's soft, comfortable, and didn't shrink in the wash. Best of all, my inner nihilist is soothed. "Someday We'll All Be Dead" reminds me to live for today!

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Anna S.
Love my shirt

Very high quality t-shirt

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