Men's Everything is Trash Raccoon T-Shirt

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Everything might be trash, but this adorable trash panda isn't about to despair. This funny cynical shirt makes a great gift for the pessimist who loves dark humor and raccoons. Animal lovers with a flair for pessimism will love this outraged raccoon as he declares his assessment of everything.

If this design looks familiar, you may have seen rocker Reese Record sporting this tee on season 2 of Lifetime's Marrying Millions.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • true to size

Our stylish mens t-shirts feature a unisex fit and run true to size. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our mens tees run true to size, measurements as follows:
Small: 18 inches wide x 28 inches in length
Medium: 20 inches wide x 29 inches in length
Large: 22 inches wide x 30 inches in length
X-Large: 24 inches wide x 31 inches in length
2X-Large: 26 inches wide x 32 inches in length
3X-Large: 28 inch width x 33 inch length


What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

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🗽 Clothing, gifts & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $65+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Shirts, kitchen towels, and bags are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

Our products are designed in and ship from the US

The tees, tanks, & fleece we print on are made of US-grown cotton, and some colors & styles are fully made in the USA! Our books and notebooks are made in the USA & Canada. Everything Boredwalk sells is designed in and shipped from our offices in southern California.

We create good jobs in our community with living wages

At our company ALL employees earn fair wages and have health care benefits, retirement benefits, paid holidays, and paid time off.

We support social justice organizations that reflect our values

Over the years our small business has donated thousands of dollars to organizations, such as ACLU, She Should Run, Planned Parenthood, 314 Action, and City of Promise.

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Customer Reviews

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J Johnson
Runs Large

Quality and subject matter are great. Definitely runs Large and long.

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Molly Homer
My husband loved these!

I bought the Everything is trash Raccoon shirt, and once I got the email saying I could buy a second shirt for a reduced price I also bought the Bad Vibes only shirt as well, since my husband loves these types of shirts. We were both very happy with the quality...however I did not receive the black everything is trash shirt, but instead the black panther (with the lightening bolts) that says fine, thanks. I completely understand the mistake as the shirts look EXTREMELY similar, and the fine, thanks shirt was one I almost bought him anyway but I have to say I was disappointed only because the raccoon shirt is what led me to this site to begin with, as we have an inside joke about raccoons and that shirt was just perfect. But like I said, we loved the quality and humor of these shirts so much I just told him I was gonna have to buy the one I initially wanted for Christmas! No bother in returning or exchanging as he liked the ones he got!

All in all, these are great quality, unique shirts and fit true to size! Will definitely be buying again.

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rebecca smith
Love it

Great shirt, arrived fast!

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Amanda Z.
Love this shirt!

The graphics are exactly as pictured, and the fit was great. Super comfortable! Just note that the shirts run on the long side.

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Kerrie cerny
Frickin Awesome!

love this shirt...great quality on the fabric and the printing. Worn it a bunch, washed it a bunch and it just gets better.