Hell Goddess Dish Towels - Set of 3

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Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.

What's included:

  • "Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel
  • "There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel
  • "Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:
  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

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