Hell Goddess Dish Towels - Set of 3 – Boredwalk

Hell Goddess Dish Towels - Set of 3

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  • $ 34

Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!

This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a Victorian-inspired aesthetic.

What's included:

  • "Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel
  • "There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel
  • "Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel

About our dish towels:
  • Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
  • 130 thread count
  • Hemmed on all sides
  • Machine washable
  • Hand printed with water-based inks
  • Measures 19" x 28"

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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌

👩🏽‍🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.

📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Kye F.
United States United States

good quality and funny

I love the feel of them and they make me laugh — I planned to keep one and give the others to friends — hoping they will give dear friends a laugh after a rough year.

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Jamie W.
United States United States

Gorgeous tea towels!

I ordered a 3-pk of printed tea towels and they’re beautiful! The material is a nice quality and I’ve already washed one with no issues with ink bleed. They’re so great - highly recommend!

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Natasha S.
United States United States

Salty kitchen accoutrements

These towels are perfectly functional as towels, but that's not what makes them worth having. I love the wry theme.

Sandra P.
United States United States

Love These!

These will be gifts for some fabulous women who will appreciate the sentiment and the high quality of the item.

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Tiffany T.
United States United States

Hellz yeah!

I bought these tea towels as birthday gifts for 3 of my favorite women. Have already gotten happy compliments from one of them. They're perfect!

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