Our Hell Goddess dish towels make a great gift for that friend who appreciates female empowerment and dark humor. They're one size fits all, so no need to guess their size. Adds a dose of fun to any kitchen decor or home bar. They make a great housewarming gift or hostess gift too!
This 3 pack is perfect for having fresh clean tea towels on hand so you don't have to worry about drying your hands on the same dirty towel all week. Your friends and loved ones will chuckle at our funny original quotes paired with a Victorian-inspired aesthetic.
Note: Our kitchen towels are handmade and may contain very minor variations in the fabric, such as small flecks of thread. These variations are typically very subtle and part of the tea towel manufacturing process.
- "Some people say women of a certain age shouldn’t wear a crown of femurs made from her vanquished enemies, but really a woman of any age should wear what makes her feel confident." dish towel
- "There is no rule that says you can’t be a captivating forest pixie and an intimidating ancient hell goddess. Hecate had three forms. You needn’t commit to just one." dish towel
- "Normalize taking up sorcery at 40. Normalize falling in love with the wraith haunting your decaying countryside manor at 50. Normalize mastering astral projection and becoming a demi-god in the spirit realm at 60. Life doesn’t stop at 25." dish towel
About our dish towels:
- Absorbent high quality 100% cotton
- 130 thread count
- Hemmed on all sides
- Machine washable
- Hand printed with water-based inks
- Measures 19" x 28"
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These towels are great!
Perfect! Only wish I could also buy as a print too!
Best Towels Ever!
These just bring me unspeakable joy and glee…. Whether you’re having a bad day, a good day, chilling and being one with nature, or plotting how to destroy the world with hellfire these kitchen towels are appropriate for all occasions. They’re well made, the print quality is fantastic, and you just need them in your life. Buy them now!
I’ve been eyeing these for so long and decided, what better Mother’s Day gift to myself than some kitchen stuff that reflects my personality. So many compliments on them and it just brings a little smile to my face whenever I read them!
Received a set as a gift myslf and then I ordered a set to send to a friend as a gift and they absolute loved the set! Super fast shipping and definitely would buy again!
Love this towel! sorry using.the same one over and over). Dries quick and lint-free! Unlike terry towels. Cuts drying time in half! Plus the print. I only wish it was possible to buy a specific one or set of one design. The wearing of femurs is my fave. Eventually I’ll get to Hecate and sorcery at 40. Fun stuff!
Hi Janine, We are happy to hear you are enjoying the towels! We do offer to make custom orders for a variety of items including towels. If you are interested, we can definitely create a custom order for you where the towels all have the same design. Just let us know. Thank you for taking the time to leave a review. Have a great day! :)