This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.
- soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
- relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
- wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
- side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband
Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
Medium 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
Large 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
X-Large 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
2X-Large 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
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😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
- scoop neck fleece
The fleece is so warm and comfy. Definitely get a size up like they suggest. Both times I've worn it in public I've been stopped and asked about it. Wore it to get a new tattoo and ALL the artists had to come take a look at it. Just bought a different scoop neck fleece because it's so comfy! Love these guys!
Soft & cozy nihilism
This sweatshirt is everything I hoped it would be. The fleece inside is very soft. The neck is wide enough to give a fashionable, off the shoulder vibe. It arrived promptly. The size description is accurate. Normally I wear a women's large, so I sized up for a more relaxed fit. That worked like a charm. It has an oversized, slouchy feel but the fit is still flattering. I would purchase from this company again.
I love this sweatshirt!! It’s my new favorite :) I normally wear a women’s med or large. Got the xl and it fits absolutely perfect! Has stretch to it and is nice and fuzzy inside. Happy with my purchase and will probably get another one.
sums up my state of mind
love my sweatshirt and also the sticker they sent w it. all perfect for the casual misanthrope :)
I love my new sweatshirt, it not only says it like I feel it, it hugs me oh so cozily. I love this sweatshirt!