Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt – Boredwalk

Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

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  • $ 25

This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 Free shipping on US orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Joy S.
United States

Perfect fit, soft and comfy, fast delivery.

I would absolutely buy from them again. It came quickly, was great quality, and true to size. Thank you!

Joy S. verified customer review of Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Megan P.
United States

Love it!

I love my new shirt! I bought a size too small, sent it back to exchange it, and a new shirt was delivered quickly!

Lara B.
United States

Love this shirt so much, I bought it twice.

I originally ordered the large, but it shrunk the first time I washed it, so I ordered it again, but went up a size. Thank God I did, because it shrunk again. Love the design, very comfortable.

tracI f.
United States

End of Search

Listen, its early so my creativity may still be in the coffee pot. I recently ordered 3 shirts. Let me just say my search for a quality shirt that is going to survive the washing machine, be true to size and make ppl smile/laugh is now over. I have found you guys and could not be more pleased. Thank you for your work, Thank you for offering a thicker, not rice paper thin T shirt and Thank you for some good quotes too. Luv u. Traci in Daytona Beach. Peace and luv!!!!

Emma V.
United States


I love this shirt. It's amazing/the best.

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