Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt – Boredwalk

Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

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  • $ 25

This funny, ironic, floral rainbow shirt makes a great gift for the nihilist or existentialist in your life. Loaded with 1970s inspired retro aesthetic, pessimism and existential dread, our cynical nihilism shirt is perfect for showing off your angst in style. If you love philosophy, existentialism, or pessimist humor this funny sarcastic shirt is a must-have for your shirt collection.

Shirt Info:

  • pre-shrunk, baby soft, light weight, ringspun cotton
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • fashion-forward, form fitting look
  • runs small, please see sizing chart

Our fashion-forward ladies tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look, so be sure to check out our sizing chart below. We print on soft, light weight, ringspun cotton using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Our womens tees run small and are designed for a form fitting look. We've provided measurements and an estimate of what dress size corresponds to each tee size below. Please note that the tee size to dress size estimate is based on a FORM FITTING look. If you do not want the tee to be form fitting order at least one size up or consider our unisex/mens tees, which have a relaxed fit and run larger.

Small: 16.5 inch width x 25 inch length (usually fits size 2-4 dress size)
Medium: 17.5 inch width x 26 inch length (usually fits size 6-8 dress size)
Large: 18.5 inch width x 27 inch length (usually fits size 10-12 dress size)
X-Large: 19.5 inch width x 28 inch length (usually fits size 14 dress size)
2X-Large: 20.5 inch width x 29 inch length (usually fits size 16 dress size)

Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.

What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?

😎 Soft, stylish clothing that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. πŸ‘½ 😻

πŸ—½ Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).

πŸ™Œ The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! πŸ™Œ

πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŽ¨ Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.

🚚 Free shipping on US orders.

😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.

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Joy S.
United States

Perfect fit, soft and comfy, fast delivery.

I would absolutely buy from them again. It came quickly, was great quality, and true to size. Thank you!

Joy S. verified customer review of Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Carolita M.
United States

Fits Great & Luv The Colorful Design

Perfect fit & shocks peeps! My kinda shirt!

Tara G.
United States


Awesome shirt. Matt took a lot of time making sure I got the correct size, ( I did) my daughter loves the shirt. When she opened the package, she asked what thrift store I got it from, since my kids like vintage clothes, and this shirt had a vintage look to it. Will purchase again ! Tara

Anna S.
United States

Love my shirt

Very high quality t-shirt

Anna S. verified customer review of Women's Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt
Jobyl B.
United States

Cheerful Existential Angst

This t-shirt is great! I got the navy blue that one reviewer said was almost black, and IMO it is true navy, and isn't so dark you need to hold it up to something black to determine if it's blue. The screen print design is high quality. I normally wear a woman's L in most t-shirts so I since I am a little top heavy I ordered up to an XL and I'm glad I did. The woman's cut is definitely "shaped" but esp if you are a bit heavier in the chest, size up. The length is definitely sufficient.

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