Despair in style with this funny cynical pessimist shirt. Loaded with 1970s inspired ironic floral charm, this sarcastic, nature-inspired shirt is perfect for wallowing in the hopeless existential dread that existence is all about.
- soft, cozy cotton-poly blend fleece
- relaxed, fashion forward fit (runs small, see sizing chart)
- wide scoop neckline that can be worn off the shoulder
- side-seamed with a rib neckline, cuffs and waistband
Our scoop neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.
Runs small with a relaxed fit, measurements as follows:
Small 17 1/2 inch width x 22 inch length, usually fits dress size 2-4
Medium 18 inch width x 22.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 6-8
Large 19 inch width x 23 inch length, usually fits dress size 8-10
X-Large 20 inch width x 23.5 inch length, usually fits dress size 12-14
2X-Large 21 inch width x 24 inch length, usually fits dress size 14-16
Still not sure what size to order? We recommend measuring a shirt you have at home and comparing it to our product measurements. Lay your shirt on a flat surface and measure across the chest (below the arms) from side seam to side seam. That will give you the shirt's width and that measurement can be compared to the product measurements above.
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
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🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
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🚚 FREE shipping on orders $75+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
📦 Items are printed to order and ship in 3-7 business days.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.