Despair in style with this funny cynical pessimist shirt. Loaded with 1970s inspired ironic floral charm, this sarcastic, nature-inspired shirt is perfect for wallowing in the hopeless existential dread that existence is all about.
- Pre-shrunk poly/cotton/rayon blend
- Scoop neck
- Slouchy relaxed fit
Our stylish, light weight slouchy tees are made with a poly/cotton/rayon blend. They feature a scoop neck, side seam construction, and a slightly curved bottom hem.
We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio. Due to the nature of the blended fabric used to create these shirts prints will have a more faded vintage look as depicted in product photos.
Our ladies scoop neck shirts have a relaxed slouchy fit, measurements as follows:
Small: 20 inch wide chest x 25.25 inch length (usually fits dress size 2-4)
Medium: 21.25 inch wide chest x 25.75 inch length (usually fits dress size 6-10)
Large: 23.5 inch wide chest x 26.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 10-14)
X-Large: 25.25 inch wide chest x 27 inch length (usually fits dress size 14-18)
2X-Large: 27.5 inch wide chest x 27.5 inch length (usually fits dress size 18-20)
What do you get when you shop Boredwalk?
😎 Stylish clothing and gifts that will definitely get you smiles, nods, and compliments from a secret society of other cool, likeminded humans. And some non-humans. Probably. 👽 😻
🗽 Clothing & accessories designed & printed in & shipped from the USA (California, to be precise).
🙌 The self-satisfaction of knowing that Boredwalk donates thousands to worthy charitable organizations every year. High fives all around! 🙌
👩🏽🎨 Knowing that you’re supporting a woman- and artist-owned small business creating rad jobs in the US.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Shopping with a company committed to delivering a 5-star customer experience.
🚚 FREE shipping on orders $50+ and FREE exchanges on U.S. orders.
😍 Printing on custom styles available upon request.
- t-shirt fabrics
I love these t-shirts. I bought several to wear with leggings so I wanted them a little on the bigger/longer side. They are made of high quality, super soft material and aren’t stiff like a lot of t-shirt fabrics are. I definitely will be ordering more designs in the future.